The act of masturbating very quickly when given a narrow window of time. Usually occurs when there is a brief period of time when one can masturbate without being seen by others.
I got a lap dance from that hot chick at the strip club and then I went over in the corner and had a fast jack while no one was looking.
by computerguide18 November 16, 2011
Get the Fast Jack mug.The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
by TheLenTM October 18, 2019
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Get the Jack Hart mug.When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
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