by TheUncutPimp January 09, 2023
From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.
by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010
A person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously homo sexual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
Generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their homosexual crush's image.
A Fag Humper is a person With Crush: OMG Justin Bieber is so hot I love him and am going to marry him! Every boy should be like him!
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
Normal Person: I hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that faggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
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