slice of your cake

a metaphor when i girl wants you

hey lewis that girls looking at you
oh yeah shes well fit
she wants a slice of your cake

by Jgray07 December 25, 2007

eating crab cakes

To perform oral sex to a woman.

Last night , I thought shannon was going to take me to a nice resturant, but instead, she was only interested in eating crab cakes. So we ended up at her house in bed.

by CatDog122 March 12, 2017

Brummie Birthday Cake

The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.

Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.

by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016

bake a foam cake

The act of throwing up.

Those comments on his FB page, make me want to bake a foam cake.

by cubudman August 21, 2012

Icing on the Shit-Cake

Bad news/events that already top off an extremely shitty day

Mike: What's wrong Billie?

Billie: My girlfriend just broke up with me and now my car just broke down.

Mike: Damn, that must be the icing on the shit-cake.

by Whatsername1911 February 1, 2010

Oklahoma wedding cake

Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.

Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili

by sad_sagi September 6, 2010

On that like pound cake

A classy way to announce that your interested when somebody attractive comes along that you would desire to have intercourse with.

Dang! That's a fine looking buttox! I'm on that like pound cake.

by Crassandwich February 25, 2014