Brain

I don't have one (and sometimes others don't).

Mom: Think before you act
Me: Can't, I don't have a brain

by Asian clone #81738862 June 5, 2021

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Smooth brain

Smooth brain is an insult that refers to an unintelligent person. Supposedly, the intricacy of one's knowledge is represented by the wrinkles on their brain. If their brain is smooth and lacks wrinkles, their knowledge lacks intricacy, and they are therefore stupid.

What a smooth brain that person is.

by GenericGuy3456 May 25, 2024

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Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.

“I can’t think I got Gym Brain”

by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022

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brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021

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Brain Rot

When someone doesn't brush their teeth, gives you head, and you don't shower for a while, allowing tooth butter bacteria to expand upon the head of your peepee, giving you Balanitis.

His ass got brain rot and now his wee wee look like Freddy Krueger!

by Ifardrealfugginhard January 27, 2025

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