taco beam ejector

The taco beam ejector ejects
Taco laser beams. taco laser beam
If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes

The taco beam ejector is very

Affordable.

by jerry dow April 15, 2019

taco bell roulette

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.

Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️

by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.

Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."

by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017

Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...

"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"

by Mezzarat September 27, 2017

Hot taco salad

Hot taco salad is when your girl asks her to eat her out after eating hot wings.

My gir land I went out and ate some hot wings for dinner. She took me to her place and wanted me to give her a hot taco salad.

by Tibereas June 18, 2018

gluten free taco

Gluten free taco or GFT is used to describe the vagina of anyone who is, or looks like, they are on a gluten free diet.

"Normally I don't go for one night stands, but the appeal of her gluten free taco was to great."

"I bet she has a gluten free taco"

"She got kicked right in the GFT."

by Rawkyjohn August 26, 2016