by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

A boy who acts hard to get but in reality just has a massive ego, annoying kids who are slightly younger than him see him as a king. Jake is someone who wears the same thing every day, and loves to be the best at everything. He is annoying but sometimes has a nice side to him.
Jake sucks balls
Jake sucks balls
by Laughinglittleblonde April 5, 2024

by shreksfanny August 15, 2022

A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.
by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

Cringiest living being on the planet. Apparently, he likes to marry people for views. He would do ANYTHING for money and views.
by wedhjsn December 5, 2019
