A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
When you’re lowkey and you’re fat. Like sneaky Pete but with food instead of yo girl. That real fat ahh n*gga in yo math class.
Person 1: bro, quamel jus stole my sandwich
Person 2: his sneaky pig ass-
Person 1: I’m sayin, he always sneaking a snack or some shit-
Sneaky pig: Big ass n*gga
Person 2: his sneaky pig ass-
Person 1: I’m sayin, he always sneaking a snack or some shit-
Sneaky pig: Big ass n*gga
by therealestmonkeyupinhere May 1, 2023
A form of building where the parking lot wraps all the way around it, reminiscent of a pig-in-a-blanket (where the building is the sausage, and the parking lot or drive through is the pastry that wraps around it.)
Tom: "We have a new McDonald's coming to town!"
Gina: "Downtown or in the 'burbs?"
Tom: "They're building a new pig building in the 'burbs."
Gina: "Downtown or in the 'burbs?"
Tom: "They're building a new pig building in the 'burbs."
by Anonymous123!! March 12, 2014
“Look out! Pigs in a Twaron Blanket”
by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021
Pig Boat is the nickname given to the now de-commissioned USS California (CGN-36), a nuclear powered guided missile cruiser that was commissioned from 1974 - 1999. Although the official nickname of the vessel was "Golden Grizzly", it was more commonly referred to as the Pig Boat by her enlisted crew due to the resemblance of the bear on the ships badge to that of a pig.
After the Pig Boat pulled into the Philippines, a national surge in pregnancies and STD's was reported.
by X-NAV December 24, 2019
A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 29, 2022
Pragya & Poonam are real FCPs i.e. Female Chauvinistic Pig (FCP) they target innocent Men by conspiring and turning the other colleagues and employees against them in each and every matter...
by Sky Lark April 30, 2022