Chris Beaman

When you beat women, or lacerate your girlfriends kidney, or when your mom gets a restraining order against you.

When a woman gets beat by a man, she just got the Chris Beaman

by Goaty mcgoat boy May 12, 2022

Chris

Chris is a bitch name. He probably wears Boohoos skinny jeans because they are stretchy.

Kyle: Chris you look like a fag in those jeans.
Chris: Thanks! They are stretchy so it makes it easier to suck off guys.

by BoohooHater October 3, 2022

Chris

No one likes Chris especially a Chris with the last name ball

That kid Chris balls a pussy

by Pusseater99 January 30, 2019

Smells like chris

Smells like chris means you probably smell like shit

Ah dude it smells like Chris in here

by Papa_D April 11, 2023

Chris Paul

Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.

Chris Paul is a retard!!

by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 4, 2024

Chris

Chris is cool, he’s really silly, and he’s nice to almost everyone, Chris is so cool!, oh and did I mention he was really silly?

“Hi Chris”

by kivianis May 9, 2022

Chris drunk

When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.

Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!

by Cescoto March 27, 2015