Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

dad

something you dont have

my dad went to go get the milk

by Mitsuri Kanroji the REAL one November 27, 2022

Abc For A Dad

You Know In Welcome To Bloxburg In the chat you sometimes see people saying abc for a dad.

Zach: Abc For A Dad!

by BuildsLucifer April 26, 2022

dad

That guy who said he was going to the store for milk and never came back

Timmy's dad lest to get milk and never came back.

by Weeping-Boi May 27, 2018

Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 10, 2025

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024

deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018