It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
by DadFannyPack.com October 03, 2017
He's a jalapeño dad.
by Rwafeesa March 21, 2016
A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore
by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020
The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.
by Infinitecypher March 26, 2018
He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.
by Lady Pern June 12, 2022
A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.
by Paiutendn85 February 02, 2023
by thisguynoonecaresabout March 08, 2017