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Pulling a Helen

When one does not respond to a text message because they don't know what to say or they are simply bored.
"I was texting this girl the other day and then she just stopped"
"Sounds like she was pulling a helen"
by picklemojo August 19, 2011
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pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".
With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.
by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010
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Pulling a Suman

When somebody stops going to class and randomly joins a military branch, such as the Air Force. May also involve Warcraft or masturbation.
"Dude, have you seen Joe around lately? He hasn't been in class for weeks!" - Bro 1

"He's pulling a Suman, brah. He's shipping out for Korea tomorrow." - Bro 2
by Mr Kroc February 21, 2010
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pulling an Owen

missing 2 months of consecutive days of school.
Johnny:Hey have you seen mike? Thomas:yeah hes pulling an Owen.
by doinyurmom December 23, 2009
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Pulling a Jayne

pronunciation: pŏŏl-ing ah jeyn
–verb
1. The act of making plans, often without the intention of following through with them, and then backing out at the last minute.
2. Waking up the morning after an alcohol-induced black out next to a strange guy and having no clue where you are. Memory, clothes and dignity are usually nowhere to be found.
3. Drinking to the point you can no longer come up with original ideas, thoughts or comments, causing you to simply repeat back whatever is said to you.
4. The act of drinking your dinner as to save calories.
5. Accomplishing every sexually, legally and morally inappropriate feat at the age of 12.
1. "I'm supposed to meet up with that fat girl this weekend, but I'm definitely pulling a jayne on that one."
2. "Where the fuck am I?!?"
3. "What are you doing?" "What are YOU doing?"
4. "Food? Eh."
5. "...when I was 12."
by a questionable companion July 18, 2008
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pulling an ian

getting drunk and pissing your pants while crashing on someone else's couch. thus destroying your phone at the same time "water damage."

alternatively, getting drunk and telling a girl you just met that you are in love with her, creeping her out, and destroying your chance with her.
Dude he is totally pulling an Ian, he pissed on Cory's couch.
by WOLFIE_101 October 1, 2011
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Pulling Boats

The behaviour resulting from usage of disco biscuits. The user of this illegal substance can usually be found at most nite clubs, dance parties and raves. They are easily spotted: they are the ones who are sweating profusely, gurning like there's no tomorrow, chewing their own eyebrows off and dancing as if having some sort of seizure. They are a wiley bunch who are to be avoided at all costs!
My friends Crispo, Benny and I went to a tiesto concert in Dublin recently with a friend , let us call her "G" to protect her identity. Her behaviour was random, she was totally pulling boats!
by CJJohnston69 November 7, 2006
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