bone-thrown

Getting plowed so hard you get thrown across the room.

I can tell Caitlin was bone-thrown last night by her odd gait.

by vanmeterdeals March 17, 2019

boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

skin and bones

A saying used to describe someone that severely lacks any muscle or fat.

eat some fucking food niko you’re all skin and bones

by Soomst July 13, 2018

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

Boned

When you are screwed big time

Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am

by andy653 February 12, 2022

Bone Stifle

When you’re at an event of sorts and you have a rockin’ boner. The only thing is you cannot masturbate

I was at the movies with my girl and I had to bone stifle Mrs. incredible

Mmmmmmmm

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

pudge bone

A bone that looks hard but is soft and flabby to the touch.

Is it hard? No, it's a pudge bone.

by Bocephus1 October 15, 2010