spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”
by manofmoss April 19, 2024
by LeeTheRat June 06, 2024
by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021
Friend one: "Ugh.. he was Joshing me, the first this he did was bite my clit... it really hurt"
Friend two: "Ouch, that sucks man. Maybe he'll learn..?"
Friend one: :His braces caught my girl... I don't think I'll let him do it again."
Friend two: "Ouch, that sucks man. Maybe he'll learn..?"
Friend one: :His braces caught my girl... I don't think I'll let him do it again."
by DylanFloyd September 12, 2020
Being a complete moron in an online cooperative game. Doing things like straying away from your team and dying, engaging enemies at inappropriate times, generally being bad at basic mechanics, etc.
by UnoriginalCuck January 11, 2018
The event in wich you are asked put by a person in your romantic interest in a way that is slightly vague. Only minuts later to relize your mistake in turning down a potential partner.
Alyssa: hey Josh would you like to go to the car show Sunday
Josh: no I have to go to my dad's this weekend, sorry I can't
Alyssa: ok fine (walks away)
Josh 2 minuts later: oh crap, I was joshing right there.
Josh: no I have to go to my dad's this weekend, sorry I can't
Alyssa: ok fine (walks away)
Josh 2 minuts later: oh crap, I was joshing right there.
by Urban Redneck May 24, 2021