Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Golden Wheelbarrow

A sexual position where the man holds the womans ankles whilst entering her from behind. After climax the man urinates onto her back.

I gave my girl the golden wheelbarrow.
If she's into wet and wild giver her the golden wheelbarrow.

by greasypete October 14, 2022

golden afternoon

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

by Depressed kitten October 21, 2022

Golden Throat Tickler

A crisp golden lager on a hot summers day

mate its been a long week, sunday sesh and a golden throat tickler?

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

goade maoling

The way a Chinese would say "good morning"

"goade maoling to you!"

by Friez_ November 14, 2022

golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022