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Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.
Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.
by J Archer March 27, 2024
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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.
Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.
by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024
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Flying musky

When two men play tug-o-war by using a musky lour. One man hooks his penis to one side of the loud while the other man his penis to the other side of the lour and they proceed to tug back and forth.
“Hey man, can’t play Dodgeball today. Still sore from the flying musky competition I won yesterday!”
by MN_Fisher March 29, 2024
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What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
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What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
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Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth
"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "
by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022
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flizle the fly

to tickle your own asshole, make your self feel good, flick the bean
hey today I flizle the fly
by Falcon22:)😂 July 17, 2022
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