Dragons are real

Dragons are real

Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.

by Dragon_believer January 23, 2021

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also

Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night

by Slave king February 1, 2021

Dragon Slurp

When a guy slurps up a woman’s period blood and spits it out their mouth like a fire breathing dragon and continues to fuck her

She was on her period so i gave her a dragon slurp

by Atominicc February 2, 2021

The Hungry Dragon

Is when a girl is inhaling smoke from a blunt/bong, and they blow the smoke through their nose while sucking their boyfriend’s dick.

Ben and Aryn are smoking in Ben’s Corvette and things were starting to get heated. Ben started to undo his pants and manages to get his boxers and jeans to below his knees. With the blunt in his hand, Ben passes it to Aryn. Before hitting the blunt, Aryn said:

“I call this The Hungry Dragon”

Ben sits there confused as he watched Aryn take a giant hit of the blunt, then starts to give him head and then starts to blow smoke out of her nose. Ben couldn’t keep it in and busted all over Aryn’s face.

by Maleah Laylaneigh February 3, 2021

drAGON BALL

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sceams, all just screams why? becuse why not?

drAGON BALL

by someone else thats not u February 8, 2021

Dragon Knight'd

That moment when Valve decided to license an anime about some dude who isn't even dragon knight yet.

Reminder that years ago we could've gotten a TF2 show if it isn't for Valve's unprofessionalism.

"and its about fucking dragon knight but he isnt even dragon knight yet so he's Some Guy"
"get dragon knight'd"

by Slabvolvo February 16, 2021