chris

Me

i am chris

by bigdickchris69420 August 2, 2021

Chris

Bald headed pimp

Chris is straight pimpin

by Jp24! January 14, 2023

Chris Langschultz

Chris Langschultz loves fast rides that go in circles, falling down stairs with dogs, and smashing glasses on his head.

That Chris Langschultz sure is nutso!

by Fo S. May 14, 2022

chris carr

The thiccest boi on all the earth. fat ass with a tiny weiner. Needs to shave that unibrow and needs to stop fucking his brother cousin uncle mom aunt step dad relatives. Also has a really bad barber

Yo did you see that fatass with the underlined forehead?
Yeah man what a chris carr!

by chriscarrisfat April 11, 2017

chris

a contextual term that can refer to many things

I've met that guy, he's pretty chris.

by chrischrisdannybliss January 22, 2019

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018

Chris

Your local Landcruiser specialist. Balls drag so low that he often stands off them when he walks. His shaft is short and fat like a can of XXXX gold. Has an obsession with 33 year old men with receding hairlines. It’s best not to fuck with a Chris as they are highly territorial and will protect their hair loss friends with everything they got.

Omg did you hear zeke got fucked by chris on Saturday? He can’t even stand up anymore, he’s been to therapy 4 times and the therapist can’t even get him to talk. Don’t fuck with a chris

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023