Call of duty

Hard anal thrusting on Wednesday afternoon while shit talking while playing call of duty.

That call of duty was amazing yesterday.

by EdgyptiAn rusty balls May 19, 2022

special call

when two people have spicy time over call or video call, also called phone sex.

person 1: damn man, i haven’t had a special call in weeks, im DYING
person 2: i? Okay

by -aishite- May 24, 2022

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

by rjavalon May 29, 2022

Tallahassee Turkey Call

When you blow into an un-circumcized mans asshole, and the foreskin flaps open like a dogs mouth hanging out the window on the freeway.

After Johnny gave me the old Tallahassee Turkey Call it was much easier to clean out underneath my foreskin.

by Sundays are for the boys May 31, 2022

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Can’t call

Response to “what’s up?” meaning nothing much/can’t complain.

Tyler: What’s up with it Quette?
Quette: Can’t call, what’s good with you

by Oneandimout March 15, 2022

Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water.

My teacher ate my pet goldfish I was taking on a walk in the local fire station where my dead nan works, They bring back ashes from the fire to dedicate Her as they use her ashes for fuel and water. Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or whatever u call it

by Dictionary Deffesbfeugauhfe or March 24, 2022