couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!

That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.

by Feetbeater6911 November 17, 2015

Beat my Shen

To build something up for a massive explosion

Fucken...Beat my Shen with Tar Blades

by Brondips September 24, 2024

crowding the beat

Rapping slightly off beat and at a quick temp on a slower tempo track, leading to too many words per beat.

“You hear that new Gelo?”
“Yeah bro he was crowding the beat.”

by Adam's Father March 7, 2025

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

beat my meat casandra

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

I don't like Syakeel he beat me

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

Beat A Zoophile Month

In the entire month of April, You must beat up a zoophile and they CANNOT fight back. April 28 is National Beat A Zoophile Day. Get ready boys.

I will beat up my friend because he is a Zoophile during Beat A Zoophile Month

by Novaiafloof08 March 28, 2024