when i eat the booty i feed myself

What me and my family do all the time! LOL

"bruh im hungry"
"When i eat the booty i feed myself"

by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

by banh a a February 18, 2020

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

don't go, stay and eat my ass

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

Eat pussy till you break your jaw

Eating pussy until you break your jaw. This usually happens after eating pussy for at least 7.5 hours, but weak pussy eaters have been known to break their jaws after 1 to 2 hours. Only serious pussy lovers will put themselves in danger of breaking their jaws form mawing on pussy

What's wrong with your face? I broke my jaw eating pussy again. I just can't stop.

Drink till you drop and eat pussy till you break your jaw

I love eating pussy so much I broke my jaw once. But now I warm up with a little ass eating before I dive into the pussy

by The Wolf of Alma st October 29, 2020