ebay nut

When you have to nut to eBay sex doll/lingerie images because your school’s network won’t let you watch real porn.

Julian: Man, school networks are the worst! Everything is blocked, even Facebook!
Ricky: Yeah, I know, yesterday I had to eBay nut because the school network blocked all porn.
Julian: Damn.

by luvusuliann April 17, 2022

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

Nut-slit

Ventilation for male genitals

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"

by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020

machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.

Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew

by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018

Deez Nuts

Deez nuts mean like if you are talk in a sentence and you're like deez nuts ha gotem

Guess what?
What?
Deez Nuts?

by Bull**** October 25, 2017

bullet nut

A Bullet Nut is a complete buffoon who makes basic random simple errors that even a baby could get correct

look at warren over there, the baldy bastard has cocked up so many orders up in one morning he is a total bullet nut, he's gonna get his ass kicked by the boss from teesside if he doesnt start pulling his weight

by davethejag March 30, 2014