Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

Molly the duck

She is one of the two normal duck villagers in Animal Crossing and she is considered by some, myself included to be the cutest villager in Animal Crossing, though she certainly has strong competition.

Molly the duck is so precious.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 23, 2022

Duck donut

A glory hole for a duck

My friends penis is so small that he used a duck donut for pleasure

by Jennanski January 5, 2021

duck nuck

a duck nuck is what u use to discribe something silly like silly goose but its not.

Olivia: i broke my ankles today
Matt: you silly duck nuck

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Moth duck

Moth duck: Is someone who doesn't give you a straight answer on anything and is dumber the a door nail

Hey when you coming soon

Them: soon

Me: etA??
Them: Sooon
Me: Whens soon

Them: Soon

Me: your such a moth duck

by Jollywallie April 18, 2021

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

duck cum

A word that appears in the mind of a messed up fuckboy 14 year old who's names usually start with w and end in ynter

Wynter should eat duck cum

by Subjebsjsvdhe April 3, 2017