David

A pretty cool guy who plays the guitar and loves to run two mans from Monday thru Friday, and is easy going guy. HE IS EASY!

Aw Man, I really wanted to go on a two man with David but it's saturday.

by araki. November 6, 2025

DAVID

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

.

Guy do u like david. No david

has autism

by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025

David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.

Oh that guy... he’s such a David.

by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020

NSK David

The best rapper ever.

I just listened to the best rapper NSK David.

by Bob the booster October 7, 2020

Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.

Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022

David

is a nerd and is sometimes stupid and never gets anything

David is stupid

by StarBoard Studios March 21, 2023

David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed

“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “

by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021