mexi-man taco

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass

jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice

by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010

flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team

the flying purple tacos won all of their games.

by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013

taco tuesday guy

This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.

John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!

by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016

california taco slurp

A person who puts their penis in a hard shell taco (specifically one with toppings) and has a partner eat it with their mouth; or anus.

2.A person who lays their dick on a flour tortilla and literally makes a burrito. A parter then eats their way into the penis.

I have skylar a California taco slurp

What's that??
I put my penis in a taco and she ate it, and after that she sucked my dick...
Woah

by Thebloodycocker January 26, 2016

taco beam ejector

The taco beam ejector ejects
Taco laser beams. taco laser beam
If you were hit by a beam you will not be able tp speak english for 10.5 minutes

The taco beam ejector is very

Affordable.

by jerry dow April 15, 2019

taco bell roulette

When your boyfriend eats a large amount of Taco Bell and then you rim him.

Baby, what do you want for dinner?
Taco Bell!
But you promised to rim me later...
Looks like I’m playing Taco Bell roulette again!🤷🏻 ♀️

by Mandi Minx May 9, 2019

SAUCY TACO TUESDAY

While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.

I'm going out tonight for a saucy taco tuesday!!!

by Keister the Karnivore December 11, 2019