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Black Cards

Band formed by former Fall Out Boy bass player Pete Wentz. He announced this band via his blog June 2010. Band members are Pete Wentz, Bebe Rexha, Nate Patterson and Spencer Peterson. They're signed to DecayDance Records, Pete's own record label.
Random person: 'Have you heard Pete Wentz's new band, Black Cards?'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'Yes, but FOB was waaaay better.'
Random person: 'I think you can't compare this music to Fall Out Boy. It's quite different.'
Fall Out Boy fan: 'You're right. I like it, the songs are kinda catchy.'
by monkeyy22 January 26, 2011
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africa black

somebody who so dark dey look like dey came frum tha mutha land
girl 1: he cute
girl 2: yuh but he africa black
by KolorfullKlothes June 6, 2010
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black-anointed

The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
by armoroid 5000 July 28, 2009
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Black Thumb

A gang group in the south east side of Canada. Origanallly founded to herd black sheep, now help to protect the farmland.
"Man, those Black Thumbs are crazy!" Said Tommy
by group4eveer October 16, 2012
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Black Angel

When somebody goes to a public restroom and fills the bowl with toilet paper. Then they drop a log that will not sink. Piss a bit of yellow around the turd creating a heavenly hews and leave floating for the next user.
After three cups of morning coffee I went to McDonalds and left a heavenly Black Angel.
by bigistH December 2, 2010
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black and decker

When a black man has anal sex with a woman and the knocks her out (decks her).
Lexington Steele black and deckered Jenna Jameson in this movie i just saw.
by z. e. April 22, 2005
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black people

A black person is:
A person who is of African-American descent.

A black person is NOT:
Someone who is lacking in manners, steals things, or is less than intelligent.

Black people do not have black skin. Some do not even have dark skin. As long as a person is of African-American descent (such as half British, half African-American), he or she is black.
I am black, and I do not cheat, steal or use the phrase "What up, dog?" unless I am talking to an actual dog.

Black people are generally nice (at least, the ones I know are).
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