Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
Boy: Ok cool.
Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/
by Walshy84 November 21, 2013
Get the Textual Retardationmug. 
1. To brake, to decelerate, to slow down
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
2a. A person born with a mental condition
2b. An insult commonly used as a synonym to "a stupid person", referring to them as being retarded. (The mental condition, 2a) IT IS NOT A REAL SYNONYM, IT IS ONLY USED AS ONE.
1. "When you drive downhill, you need to retard to not gain too much speed."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
2a. "Jeff is a retard, school is very hard for him."
2b. "He consumed a large amount of alcoholic beverages, and has now proceeded to operate a registered motorized vehicle, I consider him to be a retard."
by Huvudpersson July 24, 2017
Get the Retardmug. by asdfghjklkevinsweirdandgau May 10, 2018
Get the Retardedmug. 
retard a word that used to be considered proper terminology way back in the day when referring to people with mental disabilities and intellectual disabilities nowadays its considered a hurtful slur
john was a school with his friend lizzie who has autism while the two friends were spending time together a couple of bullies came walking up and called lizzie a retard
john says to the bullies what gives you the right to call my friend a retard nothing does john shouts at the bullies
john says to the bullies what gives you the right to call my friend a retard nothing does john shouts at the bullies
by Backstroke swimmer 24 October 14, 2022
Get the retardmug.