Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
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Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
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Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
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“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
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