Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
by ssflss January 10, 2023
Get the porn crumpet mug.The absolute hottest, graphic, carnal and sensual material that can be accessed via a plethora of mediums including magazines, television programs, books and the internet. This product is mostly utilised by those wishing to masturbate, however porn subsequently causes a prevalent influx of unrealistic expectations of the sexual world.
Porn is absolutely amazing, especially when you type up "hot, oiled, juicy pussies penetrated close-up."
by Definer of "Porn" January 12, 2023
Get the Porn mug.When you are watching CCTV footage and a person's hair is pulled so hard, like the entity is trying to drag them somewhere.
Oh my God man that was Paranormal Porn (PP) her hair was pulled so hard like she forgot to do the dishes!
by Tnutz August 27, 2023
Get the Paranormal Porn mug.urban dictionary is making me put an actual meaning so uh its some really bad stuff and omg it makes me put the word…porn
by i am g o d August 29, 2023
Get the porn mug.
by Draco alatreon draconus September 12, 2023
Get the Porn mug.by coochiepuncher69420 September 20, 2023
Get the fortnite porn mug.