hate poo

noun A human bowel movement released in a location designed to offend a particular person or persons.
verb The act of releasing a bowel movement in a location designed to a offend a particular person or persons.

*A wife comes home to find a poo on her pillow, shrieks:* "WTF is that!"
*Hatepooer responds:* "It's a hate poo Sheila! You're so rude and you never listen to me!"

by captainofthemuffinship August 24, 2017

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by tears of sunshine October 20, 2018

Poo

Something that comes out of your butt

'Oopsies it looks like a poo coming out of my butthole'

by Mizcracker October 25, 2018

Poo

Brown stuff that comes out your butt

I have to go poo

by Mr. person #2 November 12, 2018

Poo

Steamy chocolate that plops out of ur butthole. Just awaiting to see the world outside they’re mommy’s butt wound

“Mommy come check my chocolate’” says Sofia the First
“Umm that’s not chocolate that’s poo.”

by Bobby butt March 17, 2019

POO-TSD

The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).

Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.

Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018