paint my face

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face

Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far

by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017

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clean my pipes

Reference to have "sex"

Ok honey it's time to clean my pipes

by Don't use my videos and real n August 26, 2016

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My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.

1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

by Oursoggychicken04 December 27, 2016

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Chillen with the billen means your chilling at home watching YouTube or drawing, in other words your doing absolutely nothing. If your talking to a friend about it means your just doing the same as normal. Another way to say it, is chillen with THE billen.

Friend #1: What’s up man?
Friend #2: Not much, just chillen with my billen.

by Chezitss December 21, 2019

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cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

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