While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face
Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far
by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017
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Get the clean my pipes mug.1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.
2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.
2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.
by Oursoggychicken04 December 27, 2016
Get the My Chicken In A Pool mug.Chillen with the billen means your chilling at home watching YouTube or drawing, in other words your doing absolutely nothing. If your talking to a friend about it means your just doing the same as normal. Another way to say it, is chillen with THE billen.
by Chezitss December 21, 2019
Get the Chillen with my billen mug.A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.
by duccling January 3, 2020
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Get the shrek is my dad mug.drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
by Viggi September 6, 2020
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