yank my rods

mastubate

The chick refused to yank my rods last night

by earthstore August 5, 2010

Fluff my Llama

(adj.) Another way of saying FML, or fuck my life, in a funny or humorous way. Alternatively can be used with friends in the presence of parental units to avoid getting scolded for cursing.

You know that text I wrote that I didn't want to send? Well I sent it by accident, fluff my llama

by Ssssschwartz May 31, 2011

cachungus my nungus

A term used to greet friends.

Friend 1: Cachungus my nungus

Friend 2: was poppin boi

by ItzYaBoiVegeta August 9, 2017

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

paint my face

While a man and women are having sexual intercourse, the man then pulls out jacks his cock and blow a huge load of cum in the women's face

Me: I'm about to fucking cum angela
Angela: Paint my face baby with your hot cum
Me: say less
Angela: oh my baby that's your best by far

by Humungasor Cock April 26, 2017

Grease my chin

A phrase used to describe gorging oneself on a delectably delicious meal. (most of the time the food consists of artery-clogging scrumptiousness that would not be approved by your cardiologist. Ex: bacon, prime rib, etc)

The farmer looked at his herd of beef cattle and said to himself - "One of you is gonna grease my chin tonight..."

by ProverbPete June 21, 2013

Stroke My Magnum

The Action Of Stroking Ones Magnum In A Victorious Fashion, Getting Yer Cock Stroked!, But It Must Be Said In A German Accent.

Whiteboy:Yo' That Shit Was Whack.
Matt: Yeah I Know, But I'll Tell U What's Not... Stroke My Magnum! (In German Accent)

by Horny Da Original! October 11, 2009