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Colonial Middle School

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)
me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie
by peepee222 July 5, 2023
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A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.
The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.
by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019
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Middle School

The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!
My Mom: How was your first day of middle school?
Me: Life is meaningless now.
by Timewarps_1 June 11, 2018
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white pine middle school

a place where crackheads go
girl: should i go to white pine middle school?
boy: yes if your a crackhead
by fatbitch.com October 25, 2019
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Middle School

3 pointless years of life wasted that you could never take back. You spend 8 hours and 5 days a week getting hw you never even do and seeing drunk teachers try to solve a math problem.
5th grader: How is middle school life
8th grader: 3 pointless yeats of my life wasted.
by alex3300 March 10, 2019
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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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the most ghetto middle school in sc,kids be vaping in the bathroom,the food is nasty,you gotta pay to get ur phone back,kids stay fighting,its just bad
"Damn you go to North District Middle School?" "Yeah it sucks"
by yeahh you already know hoe March 24, 2022
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