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jakes

by japes April 23, 2018
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Jake Paul

A cringey, stupid, dumb fucked up hoe nigga that needs to be stopped. A cancerous youtuber. Please STOP Jake Paul.
Teacher : Why were you in the hospital for 1 month and your ears are bleeding!
Me : Because I listened to Its Everyday Bro by Jake Paul
Teacher : OMG
by DOCTOR FUNNY November 6, 2017
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Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.
“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023
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jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.
jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff
by j4k33 July 22, 2021
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Jake Paul

Cringiest living being on the planet. Apparently, he likes to marry people for views. He would do ANYTHING for money and views.
by wedhjsn December 5, 2019
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Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.
Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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