by Big bint June 5, 2019

A fuck who will beat his girlfriend and wife and who will masterbate on Skype and lies about every thing to his friends also a fake friend which hangs out with holograms.
Friend 1:Jake is an ashole
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype
ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES
Friend 2: I know right I hate him he said he never masterbated but I saw him do it on Skype
ME: HI JAKE DAWSON BARNES
by Your mum gay October 29, 2018

by pogpogchureetswapog July 31, 2020

He hates Brooke Christian because of her awful stench and he is NOT bisexual but it’s ok because it is
by Jake Crepezzi September 29, 2020

by Notmyrealnameplsdontuseurname April 3, 2019

by pu55yg4ng January 15, 2019

A jug of some kind kept in the cab of a truck on long road trips. Used for urinating in so that the delay of stopping at a rest area or side of the road can be avoided.
"Hey man, pull over I really gotta take a piss."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
"Fuck that, use the jake bottle, we're behind schedule."
by Tow Jockey May 2, 2014
