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dead baby bear

A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.
Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.
by Seburo September 9, 2009
mugGet the dead baby bearmug.

Bear With Wide Cave

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.
Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*
by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009
mugGet the Bear With Wide Cavemug.

Bad News Bears

to bear the knoledge of bad news, carry the informatiion of bad incodent
"Did you see where my ball went" , yes its bad news bears
by BGB September 10, 2003
mugGet the Bad News Bearsmug.

George-Yogi Bear-Edwards

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.
Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!
by George-Yogi Bear-Edwards January 16, 2010
mugGet the George-Yogi Bear-Edwardsmug.

mango black bear

when a black female eat nothing but mangos for two days straight and then shits on a male penis then inserting it into her vagina.
were's Jim? his girlfriend and him are doing a mango black bear
by smurfing fun February 14, 2012
mugGet the mango black bearmug.

bi polar bear

Take your deal to the Bi polar Bear's office, I'm not sure what mood he's in.
by SHIT BAAAAAAGZ December 4, 2010
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polar bear head

Blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.
When Kuato_Lives' girlfriend went down on him, the only sensation he could feel beyond the aching cold of her hands was the violent scrape of her teeth. While he appreciated the effort, the Polar Bear Head just wasn't going to work.
by Letsbreakit February 22, 2014
mugGet the polar bear headmug.

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