cuz i can

cuz i can write dis definition.
why did you do that?
you:cuz i can!
by yeyepena123 October 22, 2019
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I will never forget my grandfather's last words.
can you stop shaking the ladder?
by i4ba6g4rigt February 27, 2024
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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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tuna canned

When a person chugs a pringle can to the face
He tried to get tuna canned in the mens bathroom
by Klegraefe March 01, 2015
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Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
Hi my name is Natthapat Yaipha.I'm 16 years old.Im study at Samakkhi Witthayakhom school.You can call me Seven.
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I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy
A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*
by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022
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Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.
Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank
by Arson in my anal cavity January 18, 2022
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