Hard

Used as a response to express that you strongly agree with something said.

“Fuck yeah bro, hard!”

by Tophy Brightside March 2, 2022

Hard Tommy

When a male voluntarily takes a dildo up his butt. Could be inflicted by himself or a person of another party.

My boyfriend was so drunk last last, he wanted nothing but a hard Tommy.

I'll never try Hard Tommy again, didn't shit right for a week.

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

hard weenies

GIANT AND HARD DICK

I have a bunch of hard weenies on my face

by Daddy Dave April 17, 2017

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023