You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

The mating call of a stripper (also known as: bullshit) in which she gives a man excessive cliche compliments because she wants his money.
How could Uncle Bob think Cinnamon’s stripper call was sincere? Don’t lend him any more money Grandma.
by TheJestersBlog January 18, 2023

Face to face
My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...
My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Worlds apart - we are worlds apart
Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwww
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwwww
Worlds apart - we are worlds apart
Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself
Call me - call me
No time to hesitate - we must communicate
Call me - call me
Won't you call this number nowwww
by Death Menace April 11, 2023

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond
It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
by 11 tabs & it becomes Urban dic June 17, 2021

by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
