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American football

A sport
From America
Well, more like copied off rugby
Just with armor and some other minor differences
Well, the “football” part isn’t really true
You don’t use your feet
And what the fuck is that thing
Not round, not anything, not a ball by my definition
Anyways, it’s a sport
And some people think that it is more popular than non-American football
Aka football, soccer if you are American
But you are wrong, 140 million watch the Super Bowl
1.7 billion watch the World Cup
At least this year
Both sports are good
Just football (soccer) is more popular
So y’all just stop fighting over which is better.
I like American football
Idk what to put
by Gdisvvc March 20, 2023
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agricultural american

An individual working in the agricultural/livestock industry, such as a farmer or rancher; the offspring/immediate family of such; a politically-correct term for 'redneck'.
Dude 1: Damn, son, that new girlfriend of yours really likes diesel trucks, eh?

Dude 2: Yeah, she's a real Agricultural American
by FriendOrFlake April 2, 2017
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African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.
African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.
by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019
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American Dream

Goin' to a ball game and findin' out there's a Subway in the stadium, so you eat a sandwich in a ball game
That dude, he's got a sammich, he is truly living the American Dream
by JEEFIN_TEETS May 7, 2018
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Great American Challenge

Teams of 4 race to consume an eighth of weed, 30 rack of beer, and a large pizza. After consuming all that a puzzle is then need to be complete thus, completing The Great American Challenge.
by Twea September 15, 2020
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Tylenol American

A Tylenol American is a person from the United States who is clearly retarded and suffers a developmental disability from their mother overdosing on Tylenol during her pregnancy.
"I can't believe Savant just did that. What a Tylenol American."
by Coastal_Guardian October 6, 2025
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The American Fist

* When you fist a girl so hard and so deep it causes her to pass-out.

* Shove it loud, and shove it proud.
I really should have token my girlfriend to the hospital after I gave her The American Fist.
by Casey Friedalnd April 6, 2008
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