by Ale l February 4, 2020
Get the Alex mug.Alex is a kind of guy who thinks he’s all that he tries to get girls but they all reject him but the girls that do like him he probably will play you or make fun of you and be rude to you until you stop liking him. If he doesn’t like you, he will call you names and be an ass to you but if he likes you he’s the nicest guy in the world, he’s usually the type of person to play sports like football or hockey. He annoys all teachers and that’s why they all hate him, some people find him hilarious some do not. So if you meet someone called Alex make sure your on his good side cuz he will make your life a living hell if your on his bad side.
Person on his good side: hey Alex!
Alex: hey what’s up
Person on his bad side: hey Alex!
Alex: wtf do you want weirdo
Alex: hey what’s up
Person on his bad side: hey Alex!
Alex: wtf do you want weirdo
by Rip oof November 27, 2019
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Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
Get the Goddamnit Alex mug.a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
Get the alex mug.Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.
by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
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Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment
Yo did u downgrade houses??? Thats such an Alex moment
by funkymonkey33 January 22, 2023
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