A condition in which the subject exhibits irrational amount of skill and knowledge in relation to the town from which they hail.
Example: Bob- "let's just take Main Street?"
Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "
Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "
Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."
by Alreadyinuse July 10, 2014

by Domdom89 April 2, 2024

A shortened name for a small town in North Jersey. It's actually the town named Jefferson Township in Morris County.
Yo. J-town whaaat?!
by BerryPop September 11, 2020

by NOT REAL NAME.COM March 20, 2025

A small town full of drugs, ugly people and 3 legged cats. Interbreeding is common and few have actually left this town to explore other towns.
by Mr Beef September 17, 2015

by Roadman stan July 6, 2017

by Ominn September 25, 2023
