Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The meaning of the top of Spong Bobs House. Also shown in Anix’s Bikini Bottom!

Very realistic Pineapple Hairs you have on the top of that house!

by Sophia_Lol June 17, 2020

receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine

me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!

by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023

The Chernobyl hair tangler

The act of two men, braiding a woman’s hair to their pubic hair and flipping a coin. The men then are either assigned “heads” or “tails”, no light the hair on fire in the middle and watch the fire race to its destination. Wherever it finishes (head, or asshole) is which man wins, (head being for head and asshole being for tails). The winner now gets to fuck the woman in that place while the man watches in the corner

Person 1:“I challenge you to The Chernobyl hair tangler”

Person 2:”let’s do this thing”

by Defrost771735 October 17, 2025

pineapple hairs

These are the words Anix used in his video. The leaves are actually called the crown of the pineapple, but we are all useless in this world so we use the term 'pineapple hairs'.

Anix: What do you call the leaves on the top of a pineapple?

Also Anix: pineapple hairs

by seiciro June 17, 2020

Hair-icidal

The act of killing your own hair

I'm not Hair-icidal I swear

by Virgin123 September 6, 2019

Hair trigger

Basically a fucking nigger. It’s the word you use to call a nigger a nigger when in polite company.

Farther: Look at that fucking fat slag over there with that dirty hair trigger, he must fucking stink.

Six year old daughter: She’s obviously got no respect for herself, has she papa?

Father: No sweetheart she hasn’t, no respect for herself at all.

by Dannytheboydog February 20, 2025