Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.

A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”

by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018

Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases

My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.

by fat jungo March 3, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.

Do you see that Jake over there?? ya he’s a cheater you should run!!

by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020

That’s Jake

That’s lame like that’s Jake

Yo I can’t go to the lake that’s Jake asf

by Dk—bay June 13, 2021

Jake le

Sexy Asian kid that makes girls wetter then niagra falls

Jake Le is making all the girls over there so wet

by Orrange_ January 19, 2022

Jake Paulin’

d͡ʒeɪk ˈbɑ.lɪn

verb

1. Slang. The act of being absurdly, effortlessly good at something, usually after a surprisingly short amount of time.

eg. “Did you see that guy in the gym today? He’s never even trained before and he benchpressed 250kg like it was nothing. Dude was totally Jake Paulin’!”

by Iamnotjakepaul November 22, 2023

Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018