Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023

u

Abreviation of you. Mainly used by people who are too dumb to write you, or by trolls trying to imitate those dumb people.

u dumb m8

by Clyran April 17, 2017

Djurdja U

Djurdja U is the most precious girl in world,perfect and kindest. all boys are in love with her obviously and every girl thinks she is gorgeous af and don’t know if they want to be her or with her ?! she is an angel from heaven and perfect friend. always there for you. SHE IS DEFINITION OF PERFECTION

-did you see Djurdja U?

yes my eyes are blessed.
-Nobody is perfect !
uh Djurdja U is,wdym?

by milicica November 27, 2021

u/ACasualSlav

OK so he's that guy who caused lots of commotion in r/soulshatters and he's a bad boy who hurts my feelings, my feels man. MY FEELS. Anyway pls dont be meaan or i be saw pwease dwaddy dwont be mwean uwu ok but seriously no stop

U/ACasualSlav tried to eat a can of b e a n s

by Gurd Tothhood September 24, 2020

no u no u

The ultimate answer to the ultimate answer. You cant do shit.

-"lol u suxx xdxd"
+"no u"
-"no u no u"
*fucking dies*

by Blue-no u April 12, 2018

n u t

it cum

i finna n u t

by alientittyilk June 13, 2018

No u

A deflection; basically the modern version of "I know you are, but what am I?"

If you ain’t got an uno reverse card on you.. this right here.. will leave ur opponent SPEECHLESS.

Opponent: this is why no one will ever like you. You’re literally such a dumbass istg
Me: No u
Opponent: ...
Me: no u

by ayana yktv 🤪 December 30, 2019