Simp day

Simp all you want.............don't simp on minors tho.......

"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"Sure its simp day ha"

"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"

by Nekoaries May 1, 2021

Simp

Daniel as an eBay.

look he's a simp

by mattwhatt May 30, 2020

simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros

"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"

"because we're am i gonna put the girls"

"your being such a simp"

by anonymous December 3, 2020

simp

rob

rob is a simp

by bagaman May 23, 2020

Simp Summer

You trying to start dating bunches of people during summer, either keeping one girl the entire summer or having multiple throughout the summer.

He's with his 9th girl this summer, he must be taking simp summer seriously

by Kirk Ligerson April 13, 2022

Simp

Smitty

Smitty simpin

by anonymous December 6, 2020

simp

When a fella (markus black) always afk "having a shower" whilst on the phone to a girl he hasnt even met yet.

"I dont wanna be here"

Markus: wanna stay at mine then its all right

What a fucken simp

by MR_Googy September 8, 2020