by The Zykx October 3, 2020
Get the Cookiemug. hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
by Golden Ring January 23, 2021
Get the COOKIE DUDEmug. a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community
by fagust November 1, 2023
Get the COOKY CLOSERmug. Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.
Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.
by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021
Get the GingerFred cookiesmug. A piece of baked flour with frickin chocolate parts thrown randomly on it. If you are payin attention to dis then congratz u lost 10sec reading this dumb definition like who doesnt know wot a cookie is
Someone: Hey want a cookie?
Another someone: where is it?
Someone: well check the previous definition and decide...
Another someone: where is it?
Someone: well check the previous definition and decide...
by DonutProXx_YT January 6, 2021
Get the Cookiemug. by Plop August 5, 2016
Get the cookie monsteringmug. 