This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
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You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
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Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
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You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact a straight male
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im straight but just a bit uwu
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