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Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.
The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023
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Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.
Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
by Lexfunni October 16, 2023
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straight homo

Homophobe: That straight homo said he liked women.
by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
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Straight Jippy

A play off the phrase “straight drippy”, when an individual is dressed in a wide variety of denim-based material (i.e. Jean jacket, jorts, etc.) and is considered to be wearing the attire well - one can think of it as shortened “Jean drippy”
Friend 1: “You see that guy over there with the jeans, denim jacket and hat?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I wonder why he is dressed like that?”
Friend 1: “In this world, it’s either drip or drown, and that man is straight jippy.”
by Doctor Deeply October 24, 2022
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Straight

Guy 1: bro I swear I’m straight, all we did was sword fight!!
Guy 2: okay buddy
by FogBound23 September 14, 2021
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Midtown “Straight”

This is the definition for the “Straights” that live in Midtown. They legit are married to a woman. But the moment these woman are having their ladies night, like the idiot DL Thugs in The Heights, These dues are sucking dic, getting fucked or fucking a dude. However, these “men” will fight tooth and nail to protect her secrecy even if they’re too stupid to not cover their tracks properly. Bonus you might entice with a proper party. They come out usually anytime after midnight to about 5 AM any m4m app or Doublelist.
Yeah the Midtown “Straight” are out tonight. Just the right enticement, the right conversation and the most diplomatic approach might get you their dick and them some!
by CJ Stryker September 19, 2021
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Straight

A way in which to say "okay" or "alright"
Man 1: Hey dude, I'll let you know when I get there
Man 2: Straight
by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019
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