Simp

A guy that chases girls all the time but rarely (if ever) succeeds. Typically stops making time for their friends in their quest for pussy. Believes in “hoes before bros”, rather than the opposite.

Guy 1: “Man, William Erwin is the biggest simp on Earth!”

Girl 1: “He asked me out even though I only talked to him twice!”

by TryhardSarv March 16, 2020

Simp

someone who puts the hoes before the bros
come back Steven, we swear shes cheating on you..

SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS SHES HOOKING UP WITH UR BROTHER

approve this message so our boy Steven will come back and stop being a simp

by Lorelai_crybaby June 19, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 21, 2024

Server Simp

When somebody pays for a discord server boost instead of using one from discord nitro

Person 1: Yeah I boosted this server 3 times
Person 2: Damn you a server simp

by garryh August 14, 2021

Simp

A person who does a lot for their crush/partner and loves them unconditionally. Usually both partners simp for each other.

Them: im such a simp for my S/O

by Kittykatt714 January 22, 2023

Fucking Simp

Someone who is attracted to a fiction character or someone irl and likes them sexualy, you dumb btch

Look! A fucking simp!

by I Am Lmanburgs idiot2 January 10, 2022

simp

someone who will put their crush or someone they are in love with before anyone and will do absolutely anything for them at anytime of the day

i really do be simpin or i would simp for you

by madasouris March 25, 2020