golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022

retard

this retarded cunt kale

his brain is clogged and delayed

other terms-joe/max same retarded clogged ass brain

HEY kale fuck u retard!

by jhonnutdog August 27, 2022

Retard

Retard

Hey Retard

by Blockyshoe April 20, 2021

National retard day

People act retarded on this day and this day only. Every acts like a retard!

Guy#1:Why are you camping behind that bush in call of duty

Guy#2:ITS NATIONAL RETARD DAY

by National Retard Day December 19, 2020

Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

Retardism

The mental illness that the person who created homework had.

Man, that teacher has retardism.

by MousePad04 October 6, 2019

RETARDED

Someone who is fucking stupid an iq below 70 most likely in the negative. Can also it can be a adjetive for a verb Example:"

"You dont make cake in the microwave jimmy! Thats retarded"

by THE ULTIMATE DECISION maker February 14, 2019